This bizarre little intermission gives the reader a chance
to relax and maybe laugh a bit. Fellow Linux user, greetings! You are reading something
which will bring you luck and good fortune. Just e-mail a
copy of this document to 10 of your friends. Before you make
the copies, send a 100-line Bash script to the first person
on the list given at the bottom of this letter. Then delete
their name and add yours to the bottom of the list. Don't break the chain! Make the copies within 48 hours.
Wilfred P. of Brooklyn failed to send out his ten copies and
woke the next morning to find his job description changed
to "COBOL programmer." Howard L. of Newport News sent
out his ten copies and within a month had enough hardware
to build a 100-node Beowulf cluster dedicated to playing
xbill. Amelia V. of Chicago laughed at
this letter and broke the chain. Shortly thereafter, a fire
broke out in her terminal and she now spends her days writing
documentation for MS Windows. Don't break the chain! Send out your ten copies today! | 